"I’ve Never Faked a Sarcasm in My Life"

Some people fake nice. You fake nothing—especially sarcasm. This tee is for the legend who can dish out dry wit with a side-eye so sharp it cuts through nonsense like butter. Wear it as a warning label… or a conversation ender.

Comes in a crew neck.
60/40 combed ring spun cotton/poly
Uni-sex size

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