"Not Friendly. Do Not Touch." 🚫😑

"Undiagnosed… But Somethin’ Ain’t Right" 🤪⚠️

"Sorry If I Looked Like I Care… I Don’t." 😎🖤

"I’ve Never Faked a Sarcasm in My Life"

Bad Choices Make Good Stories and We're Gonna Be Fine 🐻🚙

"I Don't Wanna Be Where the People Are"

☕💫 Karma Cafe: No Menu Here. You Get What You Deserve. T-Shirt 🌟

🐾 Dogs: Because People Suck Sometimes 🐶

☕ "Coffee Because Murder is Wrong" Shirt: Dark Humor for Coffee Lovers! 🔪

That Sounds Like a You Problem" Shirt – Limited Edition! 🤷‍♀️😆

Words Matter" Shirt – Speak with Purpose! 🗣️❤️

"I’m Not Anti-Social, I Just Don’t Like You" 😎✌️