"I’ve Cooked for People I Should Have Poisoned… So Yes, I Have Self-Control" 🍴😈

Savage? Yes. Honest? Absolutely. This shirt is for the ones who smile through the drama, serve the food, and keep it classy (barely). A must-have for anyone who’s ever mastered the art of restraint with a side of sarcasm.

✔️ Super soft & comfy
✔️ Available in multiple shirt colors

Comes in a crew neck.

60/40 combed ring spun cotton/poly

Unisex size

Perfect for your inner chef with a wicked sense of humor.

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