"I Don't Wanna Be Where the People Are"

For the introverts, the people-avoiders, and those who just need some me time—this shirt gets it. Inspired by a certain mermaid’s opposite wish, it’s the perfect tee for cozy nights in, avoiding social gatherings, or making a quiet statement. Comfy, relatable, and just the right amount of antisocial.

Comes in a crew neck.

60/40 combed ring spun cotton/poly

Unisex size

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